Oh, gawd...x///3

Best lines from an actual, Official Beetlejuice Book "Camp Fright" :

Why couldn't she bunk with Beetlejuice?
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"Aw, Lyds, I've only got one thing in my head, believe me. Look" He flipped open the top on his head.  Inside a little movie was playing. It showed Lydia smiling and waving, "I just want you to have a good summer"
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"Love-one" announced Jacques

"You bet," said Beetlejuice. He gave Lydia a big kiss on the cheek.